My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.
this is amazing
RIP final boss bokut
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.