lolsomeone-actually:

brainoverbones:

My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

this is amazing

kyouryn:

RIP final boss bokut

blogtier:

shingeki no chalk left anymore

(Source: facebook.com)

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

image

A relatively cleaned up version of that other pic I posted n q n Super proud of this one ehehe